What? Doesn’t anyone else play Sword Piňata?
Sure there is !! ( Ticking list off on fingertips )
- Sexual performance.
- Fine motor skills.
- Ability to navigate in dimly lit conditions at extremely high rates of speed whilst perched upon a motor cycle.
- Capacity to rapidly ingest new information and formulate cogent and persuasive answers in a healthy debate forum.
- Sexual performance.
- Appreciation for the cool and silky-smooth sensation of American Standard porcelain pressed against your left cheek.
- Increased respect for law enforcement officers.
- Ability to awaken the next day in fine spirits.
- Sexual performance.
- You remember, that time that Todd wrecked his canary yellow Vette out on 309 just past the Turnpike entrance because he couldn’t finesse the inside curve? It wasn’t the Yuengling he’d been pounding. Seriously dude. There were some random bits of molecular matter strewn about the highway and they caused a momentary lack of coefficient of friction between the road surface and the textured treads of the righteous dude’s Goodyears.
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No worries. I spend too much time on motorcycle forums, where there actually are idiots (and vocal ones too) who honestly believe helmet laws are a bad bad thing…
Things alcohol improves?
Tales of things you did in the past. The memory of how good a time you had last time you were drunk.
Actually, I know a man who plays much better pool when he’s drunk.