Blot pizza with napkin and reduces calories and fat.

[Drunky_Smurf]

All this talk of mayo is making me think about experimenting with mayo on pizza.

[Mixolydian]

@Ukulele_Ike

"Yeah? Yeah? Ya go to a Jewish deli, whadda they got? EGG SALAD, asshole. Whaddaya think they PUT IN IT? Jews LOVE egg salad. "…

I think “Egg Salad Asshole” is up for a new username for any lurkers out there.

[scabpicker]

@dropzone

@scabpicker

Umm, I guess that I’m the only one who uses the parmesan to soak up the grease and keep it on the pizza?

I thought that’s what dried-out, powdery parmesan was for.

@brovolone

I’m just worried about the grease running down my chin. I don’t blot, I just sprinkle it with parmesan. Soaks it right up.

Well, at least we know what to do with the salty, dry powder. The cheese turning orange as it absorbs the grease is your sign of flavor.

[mack]

@jimbuff314

I also opine that the “comestible” which is served at Charles and Various Cheeses (aka Chuck E. Cheese’s) is undeserving of the name “pizza”, in that it is of markedly inferior quality.

Yeah. I’m a pizza junkie. A bad slice of pizza is like a bad day of fishing but man, Chucky E. Cheese makes some shitty pizza.

If there’s an egregious amount of oil on a slice I’ll crease it a little and let it run out the back. It takes a lot to make me do that, though. I don’t want to mitigate the slurpitude too much!

[Ludovic]

@TBG

The day you see me blotting my 'za, I give you permission to shoot me, because I’m clearly just done at that point.

And yet you call it 'za.

[Master_Wang-Ka]

@mack

Yeah. I’m a pizza junkie. A bad slice of pizza is like a bad day of fishing but man, Chucky E. Cheese makes some shitty pizza.

If there’s an egregious amount of oil on a slice I’ll crease it a little and let it run out the back. It takes a lot to make me do that, though. I don’t want to mitigate the slurpitude too much!

…“slurpitude?”

Plainly, you and I have some vurra different ideas on pizza. Although we agree that CEC is truly pizza hell.

[Chimera]

I’ve been precisely ONE place where people will kill you if you try to drain the fat from meat…

The Boundary Waters Canoe Area in northern Minnesota. Something about being in a wilderness area paddling a canoe full of equipment all day makes people absolutely nuts about retaining every possible calorie.

[Master_Wang-Ka]

Matter of personal taste, I guess. A pizza should glisten slightly in the light; it’s certainly not a fat free food. But as a rule, if I have to drain the grease, I’m not dealing with optimal pizzatude. Hell, I even drain the bacon before I eat it.