Cold fusion? I must have missed that discussion. Cold fusion isn’t a thing. Do you mean that a vanishingly small number of hydrogen atoms occasionally fuse by chance?
I’m glad someone is putting thought into this, I’ve wanted to see Jupiter blown up for decades now. Sitting out there in space all smug, and what does it even need all those moons for?
Don’t you think that is a liiitle bit to Americentric. I’m quite sure some Slovakians or Chile might have problem, if you (proud nation of USA) blow up Jupiter as they might have some other plans with it. Also Disney.
Naah. They’d just be pissed 'cuz we did it before they did.
Then again, for all we civilians know, the Chileans’ Jupiter-buster may already be out past Ceres right now and is silently homing in for the second biggest kill in the Solar System. 
Disney’s only going to get upset if we blow up Pluto.