Blowtorch vs. Barbecue

Who’d win?

Doing what?

Inferno, of course. Psychotic delusional pyromaniac giant robotic ants beat mear humans any day of the week. :wink:

The barbecue always wins of course - if it’s pre-heated.

Blowtorch is armed with a flamethrower. Barbecue is a firefighter. They’d just keep cancelling each other out all day, until one runs out of fuel or the other runs out of fire-retardant foam spray!

Well, the Barbecue is alredy cooked (otherwise it’s just be a dead pig), so I see no contest here.

Yo Joe.

Both are wearing fireproof suits.
Blowtorch has a flamethrower.
Barbecue has an axe.

Bye-bye Blowtorch.

Dangit, and here I was thinking that this would involve liquid oxygen.