Isn’t that cool? A sentence using every letter of the alphabet only once. Granted “vex’d” is a bit of a stretch, and I’m not sure what a night-frump is, but still.
This is truly pointless, and yes, I’m bored out of my mind this morning.
Cecil used a couple of these to demonstrate the use of the letter W as a vowel in Welsh. I think they were:
Junky qoph flags vext crwd zimb. (Trashy banners bearing the hebrew letter “qoph” irritated an ethiopian fly who lived in a welsh stringed instrument.)
Cwm, fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz. (pictographs carved into a mountain hollow and the bank of a narrow ocean inlet in Norway irritated an eccentric person.)
I may have screwed up the definition of “cwm” but the rest of it is right, I think. (too lazy to look it up.)
A blowzy night-frump is an overripe, sleazy looking woman of the night.
Um, Sim? Yer a freak, baby. But I mean that in the nicest way possible.
I thought “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” worked just fine.
Well… you know. 
Sure, if you wanna be unoriginal…
I had to do something to keep the little Simetra hampster from falling off the wheel.
MR JOCK, TV QUIZ PHD, BAGS FEW LYNX.
Serves Jock right. Any scholar who sells out to mass media deserves to have his markmanship suffer.
From Willard Espy’s Almanac of Words at Play.