It’s been available for like 10 years. I guess you weren’t kidding about being a dinosaur.
Yep bones creak. I’ve used a Mac three times in the 33+ years I’ve been playing with PCs. A Macintosh for about a year, an IMac that died within a year and whatever was a desktop a few years ago and I since I used for for accounting, I worked in Parallels? with Windows for a few months.