Bob Greene's lame stock market idea

Monday’s Bob Greene column again proved what a misguided fool he is.

Like many others I received a chain email encouraging Americans to buy stock upon the reopening of the markets following the WTC attacks in an effort to thumb our noses at the terrorists. This Monday, Greene took credit for the idea and blamed it’s failure on the “big money guys” who were “smirking” at the average Joe hard-working American while they plotted massive layoffs and engaged in profit taking at the market’s opening. Apparently BG doesn’t understand that the market is self correcting and making knee-jerk investments based on the emotions of the moment are doomed for failure and generally a bad idea. I’m certainly no stock market expert, but I’m sure those who invest wisely following the attacks will be rewarded when the market rebounds as it’s sure to do sooner or later. And does he really believe those who sold off at the market’s reopening were engaged in “profit taking” when stocks were sinking like a rock from the opening bell and have been for some time?

Bob Greene has long made a career of whining about the demise of the good 'ol days, (of which he’s too young to have been a part of) and championing the cause of the “little guy”, as if he didn’t recieve a paycheck from the Chicago Tribune Co., one of the biggest conservative publishing empires on the planet . :rolleyes:

BTW here’s a link to Monday’s Bob Greene column: “Smart Money? or Encouraging our Enemies”

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-0109240260sep24.column

Yeah I read that column - pretty ridiculous.

Didn’t lots of the ‘big companies’ buy back some of their
own stock to shore things up? I’ll ask Bob Greene, I’m
sure he bothered to research that before writing his column.

A couple of weeks ago he wrote about a brilliant idea to
get rid of the penny and make the dollar a coin - by
instantly re-valuing all common American coins. Pennies
would suddenly be worth 5 cents, nickels 10, dimes 25, and
quarters a dollar. He didn’t see any problem with it.

Bob Greene
Still has a job
At the Chicago Tribune?

Preposterous!

I remember when
He was syndicated
In the New York Daily News.
Several years back.

I thought he was a fool
Even then.

I’m sorry to see
He has grown no wiser
With the passing years.

I am doing my part to shore up the market by buying Punch in the Face options in Bob Greene & Co.

At least he’s done talking about Baby Richard.

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Whatever happened to the “We read Bob Greene so you don’t have to column in the Reader”?

That was a classic. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the author of that founded The Onion or at least writes for it.