Bobby Jindal. you lying sack of [disgusting bodily waste]

Ruh roh. So, who is the next rising star going to be?

(Gratuitous unrelated swipe ahead: It sure won’t be Michele Bachmann, who recently displayed her street background: “Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!”)

If Joe the Plumber isn’t available (though he assures us he will be), maybe they could get this guy:

CO2 Famine: Exxon-Paid Scientist Says Earth Is Short On Greenhouse Gases (VIDEO)

I haven’t watched the video yet. It’s too early for me to hyperventilate with laughter. To go in front of Congress and say such things, the balls on that man must be bigger than Sully’s! Give that man a Republican leadership role, now!

And could Reid be replaced by Boxer now, please?

Bee-yoot-iful plumage!

I’d prefer Schumer, but neither will happen.

Not after Mukasey.