A new Japanese bra unhooks only for true love. This is pretty tame, but due to the sensitive subject matter, I’ll disable the link:
There’s a great video embedded in the story that can also be seen here:
https://www.ravijour.com/anniversary/moodup
This is the mood ring for the 2000-teens: “The newly developed Japanese bra is connected to a smartphone app via Bluetooth. It’s clasp will only open when in-built sensors in the lingerie sense true love, i.e., when the user’s pulse rate reaches the ‘True Love Rate’.”
Oddly, it’s not actually for sale to the public … yet. But you can win a chance to test it out.
This will be interesting when a woman has to get unhitched in a hurry*. Although I suspect anxiety will also make her heart rate rise to “True Love Rate”. And beyond, if she’s in enough of a hurry.
*for any non-amatory reason. Like she’s late for a party, or something.
I dunno. It says: "Don’t worry, the magic bra will not automatically unhook itself when you break a sweat while walking or jogging. The chip has the ability to differentiate between heart beat rise due to exercise and romantic enthusiasm."
So could they program it to distinguish from normal anxiety too?
I saw this mentioned somewhere else and took a look. They’re pretty vague about the details, but they do show a chart of the things they track, which shows why jogging and regular stress look different to the bra than arousal. It apparently looks for patterns like how quickly the body response (jogging would be a faster increase in heartrate than arousal, for example) and whether the signal is sustained or not (arousal is more likely to stick around than normal nervousness).
What I don’t understand is the problem they’re trying to solve. I mean, who are these girls who keep taking their bras off for guys they don’t like? Maybe this is the fabled promiscuity girl.
Oh, that’s a hilarious mental image! All those faces at once:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::D:eek::eek::eek:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: cue rippping sound of music stopping
Okay, noiw thyat I’m away from work, I had a chance to see it. My thoughhts:
1.) During the Puppy Bowl, I can see a plague of these undoing themselves
2.) I can also see a thriller-type movie where the bra must be unhooked by cutting the wires. “Do I cut the RED wire, or the BLACK one?” “Careful!”
Right? Not to mention the talk/guilt/beatings that may occur when one’s boyfriend/spouse can’t get the thing off. “Not tonight, honey, I don’t have an elevated heart rate.”