Books that arrive in terrible condition: a non-pitworthy mini rant

Several sources I’d read recently all praised Michael Burlingame’s biography of Abraham Lincoln. At $125 cover price it was a bit too steep for my budget so I used librarian’s privilege of ordering it for the library where I work and checking it out once it arrived. (A justified purchase as we don’t have much on Lincoln.)

Getting it in I was so glad I didn’t order it. It’s in such bad condition that I can barely read it- it threatens to fall apart and lose pages in your hands. I’ll admit I didn’t read the customer reviews on Amazon.com before purchasing since

1- The critical reviews were super glowing
2- It was a library purchase
3- It’s from Johns Hopkins University Press so you’d expect quality

Several of the reviews are about the “great writing/research:horrible quality” of the book. It was bad enough that I contacted JHUP about a replacement copy and got the same form email that some of the reviewers on Amazon mention, in part (my paraphrasing):

Again, the above is a paraphrase of a much longer and obviously form response that says “Too bad, so sad, go away kid you bother me…”.

I really do “feel the pain” of academic presses but, frankly, this isn’t my problem and if I’d paid my own $125 (or actually closer to $90 through our vendor) I’d be majorly pissed. This thing already has loose pages and after a few borrowings will probably have to be pulled altogether.

Budget cuts is no excuse for poor quality and poorer customer service. My advice to JHUP and other presses is that if you can’t publish the book as a quality binding at an affordable price then either

1- Don’t publish it at all
2- Publish it with a caveat “inferior binding necessitated by cost”
3- Publish it electronically for kindle or even as a subscription database
4- Add to the price and explain why

I appreciate academic press’s contribution to scholasticism and I understand having to pay what non librarians would consider an absurd price for the product. Our library and every other one I’ve worked at routinely pays $200+ for scholarly DVDs that cost less than $1 to burn because we understand we’re paying for performance rights, reimbursement to the researchers and participants, small profit to the companies, etc.; I doubt most libraries that would pay $125 for this two volume series would balk at paying $175 for a well bound 3 volume set of the same material (and if I can get books bound for $50 I know damned well you can), and to add to this don’t expect sympathy poor mouthing to a library when every one of us has to deal with budget cuts.

Otherwise, if you think you’re having problems now wait until word gets out that you’re charging $125 for a two volume series that is shipped to you in worse condition than most of the books I own that are 25 years old and read many times. That will finish you, and perhaps deservedly so.

This being a rant too obscure and focused to generate much interest, I open it to the floor to discuss any aspect of publishing that irks you in general, or academic presses, Lincoln books, kindles, or South Indonesian belly dancing in general, but just had to rant about the ridiculousness of this thing.

I scored a copy of Queen Elizabeth’s Wardrobe Unlock’d [Hardcover] for 13 pounds, plus IIRC 25 pounds shipping from Amazon UK about 10 years ago. It was a misprint on their website, it was supposed to be 130 pounds. I spread the news on a costumers email group and we sold them out in 24 hours … :smiley:

Although I really have to wonder why the fuck a ‘cocktail table’ sized book should be 130 pounds [it is currently priced at $265 new] and if you actually start checking customer comments you will learn that there are only 5 color plates in the whole damned thing, though there are thousands of actual illustrations. If you want to see them in color you have to hit the internet fairly hard. The text is amazing, but really, $265? It has been out for quite a long time…

And I also own Soup for the Qan: Chinese Dietary Medicine of the Mongol Era As Seen in Hu Sihui’s Yinshan Zhengyao (Sir Henry Wellcome Asian Series) [Hardcover] which cost me $150. As I happen to know one of the authors, I know for a fact how little of the actual price they got as royalties per copy. It is a basic hardback, standard size, pretty typical binding … about the size of a number of cookbooks I own that cost me in the range of $25-$30 per book.

Actually, I have to admit I own a fair number of books for research purposes, and the prices are all over the map, one of my books on historical textiles was all of $9.49 - a Dover reprint. If Dover can reprint something that he bookstores on ABE are trying to nick me a couple hundred $$ for, I am going with Dover…

Just to make sure I’m understanding the situation here, this is a new book?

I can understand poor quality in a used book that’s out of print. But a publisher has no excuse for selling shoddy merchandise and telling his customers that they should deal with it.

Here’s my defective book rant of the day. I have a used copy of The Pirate Coast by Richard Zacks which I started yesterday. I happened to open it in the middle today and I noticed it looked strange. I checked closer and found out that the book I have is The Pirate Coast by Richard Zacks from pages 1-144 and 177-432. But the middle of my book is pages 155-186 of Night Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko.