Without looking at the other guesses.
Daniel Paul Bostaph
snickers madly
All right, see if you guys can guess mine:
Gobilnon Nosa Rishlaninn
First, middle, and last.
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
Mods, could you fix that?
No.
< slaps Stoner with Wet Trout >
<Hard>
Uh… Bathsop? :dubious:
Nope.
But your a little closer.
Bathops!
I see the last name Bostaph in the phone directory, could you be Daniel Paul Bostaph? If so, do you pronounce it as Bow-Staff? That would be kind of cool.
Jim
Bingo.
You win the prize.
Here’s the prize: your new, mail-order Spouse!
Many good wishes to the happy couple!
I did the easy part. I only had to work with 7 letters and the AT&T Directory. Kythereia did the real work. So what about the pronunciation?
Jim
OK, no biggie, Kythereia gets the smokehouse romance package.
Pronounced BO-staff.
So we can officially consider you disarming. 
I’m… thrilled?
Seriously, anybody want to have a go at mine? (Thank you, Mod! worships)
Rhiannon Nina Goossbil ?
Gina Rhiannon Nobillsson?
I could swear you mentioned your first or second name being Rhiannon…
kytheria
You real name is:
'In snarling on halo in snob
What do I win?
Gobilnon Nosa Rishlaninn
ummmm… Rhino Bangs Loins Lain On?
**A BOLOGNA HRS NIL IN SIN NON
**
Clearly her name is code for: Eating mystery meat until it is gone is a sin.
Repent!
Never. 
I’m going for work now, until midnight (EST). I leave you with the fact that Rhiannon is really, really pretty, but it’s not a name of mine.
Daniel Paul Bassot?