Welcome to April, I am S!
IQ1: Are you one of the mid-1980s Houston Rockets’ “Twin Towers”?
IQ2: Have you ever portrayed Sister Helen Prejean in film?
IQ3: Has Norm MacDonald spoofed you in a series of 2015 fast-food commercials?
IQ1: Have you written about a car, a dog, and a game-show contestant?
IQ2: Did you play the older daughter in a show about a musical family?
IQ3: Did you play the mother in that show?
DQ, alas ‘the one that wasn’t Hakeem Olajawan’ doesn’t count.
I’m not Susan Sarandon?
I’m not Colonel Sanders.
I’m not Stephen King
2xDQ for you
Correct. (Would it have been more difficult if I’d asked about a nurse instead of the game-show contestant?)
Susan Dey (The Partridge Family).
Shirley Jones.
DQ1: Real?
DQ2: Female?
Yeah, I think the game show part was what clued me in, there aren’t a lot of stories in that genre, hehe. Though, I’m not sure if car dog nurse has a unique answer…
I am S:
- Real
- Male
Ralph Sampson patrolled the Rockets’ frontcourt alongside Olajuwon.
Correct.
Correct.
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DQ: Are you alive right now?
IQ1: Were you the other half of a comedy duo with the actor that played Dr. Gregory House?
IQ2: Did you write The Giving Tree and Where the Sidewalk Ends?
IQ3: Was your 1993 directorial-debut feature film (a) recorded on black-and-white stock and (b) self-financed?
I am S and I am:
- Real
- Male
- Dead
DQ, DQ, and Kevin Smith directed Clerks.
IQ1: Were you Absalom’s wise half-brother?
IQ2: Were a pair of fictional mountains named for your breasts?
IQ3: Did you write about the King of Currumpaw?
Stephen Fry teamed with Hugh Laurie in Fry & Laurie.
Poet Shel Silverstein wrote the collections The Giving Tree and Where the Sidewalk Ends.
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DQ: American?
DQ: Surname begins with S?
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IQ1: Did you write A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court?
IQ2: Did you write How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
IQ3: Are the career HR leader of Japanese professional baseball?
I’m not Solomon, the Grand Tetons aren’t fictional! I mean, 2xDQ for you.
I am S and I am:
- Real
- Male
- Dead
- Not American
- My surname begins with S
I’m not Mark Twain or Theodore Geisel, though I am ready to start the T round.
Okay, okay, I’m neither Samuel Clemens nor Doctor Seuss.
and a DQ for you.
Clemens and Seuss were correct.
Sadaharu Oh is the career HR leader of Japanese professional baseball?
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DQ: Known for the arts?
I am S and I am:
- Real
- Male
- Dead
- Not American
- My surname begins with S
- Not known for the Arts (Though I suppose if you construe Arts broadly enough I could be considered to be)
Correct.
The Queen of Sheba (King Solomon’s Mines).
Ernest Thompson Seton.
DQ1: European?
DQ2: Died after 1900?
IQ1: Did you have one of your two brief appearances as a role in a major motion picture replaced with a different actor playing the same role in a later release of that film?
IQ2: Are you a famous guitarist who shares your (first and last) name with a former professional baseball player?
IQ3: Were you a drummer in a band which had a former drummer that had the same (first and last) name as a drummer who played on solo albums released by former bandmates of your father?