Botticelli - April 2017

DQs:

  1. Real
  2. Female
  3. Living
  4. American
  5. Born after 1964
  6. Last name starts with G
  7. Known for the Arts
  8. Known for the Performing Arts
  9. Known for acting
  10. Considered a beauty
  11. Has won a top award in her field
  12. Has not won an Oscar
  13. Best known for TV (though she has made movies)
  14. Not best known for comedy (though she has done comedy)
  15. Not in a TV series broadcasting new episodes
  1. I am not E. Gary Gygax.
  2. I am not Amanda Grayson.
  3. I am not Solomon R. Guggenheim.

Previous IQs:

Are you usually credited with inventing Dungeons & Dragons? - Yes, Gary Gygax
Were you Spock’s mom? - Yes, Amanda Grayson
Was the museum named after you notoriously robbed by fake cops? - The Guggenheim was never robbed, that I know of, and certainly not that way; this was Isabella Stewart Gardner: Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum theft - Wikipedia

DQ:

Best known as a blonde?

IQs:

Did you play Rollergirl in Boogie Nights?
Did you once take out and hit a bar with your penis in order to get the bartender’s attention?
Were you recorded making less-than-complimentary comments about Jews with Richard Nixon?

DQs:

  1. Real
  2. Female
  3. Living
  4. American
  5. Born after 1964
  6. Last name starts with G
  7. Known for the Arts
  8. Known for the Performing Arts
  9. Known for acting
  10. Considered a beauty
  11. Has won a top award in her field
  12. Has not won an Oscar
  13. Best known for TV (though she has made movies)
  14. Not best known for comedy (though she has done comedy)
  15. Not in a TV series broadcasting new episodes
  16. Best known as a blonde
  1. I am not Heather Graham.
    Take 2 DQs.

IQ1: Did you play the oldest on Golden Girls but was actually the youngest?
IQ2: Were you Laura Ingalls on Little House on the Prairie?
IQ3: Did you portray one of Doctor Who’s companions and a Guardians of the Galaxy villain?

  1. I am not Estelle Getty.
  2. I am not Melissa Gilbert.
  3. I am not Karen Gillan.

Previous IQs:

Did you play Rollergirl in Boogie Nights? - Heather Graham (I really thought she was “it” this round!)
Did you once take out and hit a bar with your penis in order to get the bartender’s attention? - Graham Chapman
Were you recorded making less-than-complimentary comments about Jews with Richard Nixon? - Rev. Billy Graham

Graham x3!

DQs:

Greatest fame before 2000?
Has won an Emmy?

IQs:

Were you an exotic alien prostitute?
Did Lionel Logue help you?
Were you one of Henry II’s fractious sons?

DQs:

  1. Real
  2. Female
  3. Living
  4. American
  5. Born after 1964
  6. Last name starts with G
  7. Known for the Arts
  8. Known for the Performing Arts
  9. Known for acting
  10. Considered a beauty
  11. Has won a top award in her field
  12. Has not won an Oscar
  13. Best known for TV (though she has made movies)
  14. Not best known for comedy (though she has done comedy)
  15. Not in a TV series broadcasting new episodes
  16. Best known as a blonde
  17. Greatest fame right around 2000, plus or minus a few years
  18. Has won an Emmy
  1. I am not Eccentra Galumbits.
    Take 2 DQs.

IQ1: Did you play a bunny boiler in Fatal Attraction?
IQ2: Did you play a skeptical FBI agent in The X Files?
IQ3: Were you one of the team of Cagney & Lacey?

Previous IQs:

Were you an exotic alien prostitute? - Yes, the triple-breasted Eccentrica Gallumbits, from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Well done!
Did Lionel Logue help you? - King George VI (as shown in The King’s Speech)
Were you one of Henry II’s fractious sons? - Geoffrey, Duke of Monmouth

I’m drawing a blank on this actress. I yield my two earned DQs, one per customer.

#1) I am not Glenn Close.
#2) I am not Gillian Anderson.
#3) I am not Sharon Gless.

One last gasp:

IQ: Did you play Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me?

I am still not Heather Graham.

IQ: Did you play Miss Ellie on Dallas?

Take a DQ.

Barbara Bel Geddes

Holding a DQ

We could ask geographical DQs, but I don’t think they’re necessary. We just have to recall blonde Emmy-award winning actresses who are 53 years old or less. Joy.

Don’t look at me – I don’t even remember the last time I watched TV…

Really? Her biggest show was 20 years ago, give or take.