Botticelli, Aug. 2011

DQ: Does the film you appear in have a criminal element?

  1. Male
  2. Fictional
  3. Not American
  4. “M” is the initial of my first name
  5. Movie character
  6. Alive
  7. Doesn’t appear in sci-fi movies
  8. Not the hero
  9. European
  10. Did not appear in multiple movies
  11. Doesn’t have companions, as such
  12. Not in an American Hollywood production
  13. Did not first appear before 1970
  14. British
  15. Never killed anyone (as far as I know)
  16. Movie not made in 21st century
  17. Not a villain
  18. Age indeterminate (but probably over 40, I’d say)
  19. Not in an animated film
  20. In a film produced between 1970-1985
  21. There are criminals in the movie, in a way, but it’s not a crime movie by any means

I’ll give Sternvogel another 24 hours to ask his already-earned DQ. Then I’ll entertain direct “Are you [name]” questions from all those who’ve successfully earned a DQ in this round, until 9am EST Monday. If no one gets it by then, I’ll declare victory and start the next round. Thanks, sportsfans!

Just to be clear, one “Are you [name]” question per DQ, or one “Are you [name]” question per person who stumped you?

In other words, do I get only one “Are you [name]” question?

Per person. You would get one.

This would be Major Matt Mason.

DQ: Would this movie be considered a comedy?

  1. Male
  2. Fictional
  3. Not American
  4. “M” is the initial of my first name
  5. Movie character
  6. Alive
  7. Doesn’t appear in sci-fi movies
  8. Not the hero
  9. European
  10. Did not appear in multiple movies
  11. Doesn’t have companions, as such
  12. Not in an American Hollywood production
  13. Did not first appear before 1970
  14. British
  15. Never killed anyone (as far as I know)
  16. Movie not made in 21st century
  17. Not a villain
  18. Age indeterminate (but probably over 40, I’d say)
  19. Not in an animated film
  20. In a film produced between 1970-1985
  21. There are criminals in the movie, in a way, but it’s not a crime movie by any means
  22. In a comedy

OK. Let the “Are you [name]?” questions begin, one each for those players who’d already earned a DQ.

I’m sorry; despite the fact that there aren’t that many British comedies in that 1970 - 1985 period, and despite the fact that I’m sure I’ve seen whatever this is and just can’t think of a character’s name, I’m totally stumped and can’t come up with a guess that’s even worth the name. What was Peter Sellars’ character’s name in ‘The Magic Christian’? What was Malcolm McDowell’s character’s name in ‘O Lucky Man’? Could it be a Python that I haven’t thought of? What was Michael Palin’s character’s name in ‘Jabberwocky’?

Anyway, having thrown those possibilities out to the Great Hive Mind that is the Dope, I pass on the offer of a question and salute you, Elendil’s Heir. The Dúnadan has a formidable intellect, as we have always known.

I’m stumped. I’m wondering if the film spun off from a TV series.

I’ll extend the deadline through Weds. 9am EST. You can do it!

Oh, all right.

I’m Mr. Creosote, the extraordinarily large and disgustingly-vomitous gourmand from Monty Python’s (good instincts, Le Ministre) The Meaning of Life.

Yes, “Mr.” really is his first name: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0027888/bio
Not for the faint of heart: Mr Creosote Monty Python - YouTube

Next letter: “R.”

Well, that was tricksy. Where does that bit of Python trivia come from please?

Which bit?

I think it’s a fair win - I knew of the character (and his name, though I suppose the tricksy bit was knowing (or thinking) that “Mr” was his actual first name) and I’m by no means a Python fan. All the questions were answered fairly. I think it was hard to get because when thinking of movie characters, everyone tends to think of more of a traditional type film.

Next round IQ: Are you famous for winning the top event in your sport 3 times, and your name reversed is a crime?

IQ: Are a famous British film director whose brother is, if anything, even better known for his nature programmes?

Dunno about the first. Ask a DQ.

No, I’m not Sir Richard Attenborough (sp?).

First one was Red Rum, 3 times winner of the Grand National horse race. Perhaps a bit cheeky to pick a non-human, but unless that is against the rules, I think it counts (to my mind “Donald Duck” would be a perfectly acceptable choice, for example). Good on Sir Richard (and right on the spelling, I believe).

DQ: Alive?

IQ: Did you die in suspicious circumstances having stolen huge amounts from your company’s pension scheme?

  1. Dead

Dunno about the thief, either, although I’m sure I’ll recognize the name.

Mr being his first name.

IQ: Do you get No Respect?

When not singing hard rock, do you travel through the Amazon with a group called the Jungle Studs?