Were you the top secret policeman in V for Vendetta? - Creedy (I love both the graphic novel and the movie, although they’re very different).
Are you the best-known person from Pin Point, Ga.? - Clarence Thomas.
Although an admiral now, was your biggest seagoing command a minesweeper? - Prince Charles.
DQ:
Regularly published in The New Yorker?
One DQ reserved.
IQs:
Did you write The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody?
Yes, I am Will Cuppy, author of the above-mentioned classic, How to Tell Your Friends from The Apes, How to Get from January to December, and other risible writings.
IQ1: Were you disguised as Gorlois when you visited his wife?
IQ2: Were you the son and the father of Victor Emmanuel?
IQ3: Was your name originally Hiram, but changed when you went to college?
IQ1: Did you play Éomer in two movies and Leonard McCoy in two movies?
IQ2: Did James Spader provide your voice in the last *Avengers *movie?
IQ3: Did you play Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction?