Since it’s not Aristotle, No. I don’t know. Ask a direct question.
No, not Bart Simpson.
No, and I don’t know who you are.
Ask a direct question.
Was your father on Seinfeld and King of Queens?
No, not Ben Stiller
Mr. Furious was also Ben Stiller (from Mystery Men).
Do I still get a DQ? (I’m still not clear on the doubling up rule)
Anyway, here’s another IQ: Are you a multiplatinum singer who was also a Mouseketeer?
Baruch Spinoza.
Did you live in the 20th century?
Are you an American gangster?
Nope.
Facts:
Dead
Did not live in the 20th century
Are you a pretty good chess player?
No, not Benjamin (Don’t Call Me Bugsy) Siegel
No, not Boris Spassky
Are you a rapper who was murdered in Los Angeles?
No, not Britney Spears.
Yes, you deserve a direct question. Ask away.
Are you the composer of The Bartered Bride?
No, not Biggie Smalls
No, not Smetana… crud, I don’t know his first name, and it would be cheating to look it up.
Okay, ask a direct question.
Here’s my DQ: Are you a politician?
Not cheating; you did know who it was. (It’s Bedrich.) But I’ll take the DQ anyway. Are you an author?
No.
Facts:
Dead
Not alive in 20th century
Not involved in politics