Are you a Pulitzer-winning composer?
No, and I don’t know who is. Ask a DQ
DQ: Are you a fictional character?
IQ: Are you a sex-o-matic venus freak?
Yes, I am a fictional character
No, I am not Macy Gray
Are you a famed civil rights pioneer?
Are you a Canadian musician who broke up your self-titled band to head out solo?
Did you win the Heisman Trophy?
Did you create a famous cartoon family?
Are you the second to play a beloved wizard?
Is your sauce also good for the gander?
Not Marcus Garvey
Not Mike Garrett
No, and I don’t know who you are. Ask a DQ
Not Michael “Dumbledore” Gambon
Not Matt “The Simpsons” Groening
Not… Mother Goose? (If that’s not it, ask a DQ)
Was your birthday, currently a national holiday in your home country, recently declared the International Day of Non-Violence?
Did you (and, when he was alive, your partner) have a program airing either on television or radio at least once every week during the last fourty-five years of your life?
DQ: Are you male?