Are you one of the most successful coaches of the most boring college football teams of all time?
Not Brooke Shields
Not Barbra Streisand, dahling.
Not Barry Switzer (I hated that wishbone… but it usually worked).
Not Bo (3 yards and a cloud of dust) Schembechler either.
Are you one of Brooke Shields’s less-impressive film roles?
What were her MORE impressive roles???
No, not Brenda Starr.
Wow! A twofer! I wasn’t thinking about Bo!
Are you a pretty great pitcher for the Dodgers and Angels who threw a no-hitter? As a matter of fact, are you the first guy who was ever credited with a save? (Thank you, Wikipedia. Hey, I was just confirming fact and read that interesting tidbit.).
Not Bill Singer
Are you the Bandit Queen?
Not Belle Starr
Still waiting for my answer.
Would you be able to train yourself to answer this question the same way every time?
Did you score in successive Cup Finals?
I have no idea what you mean, so feel free to ask a direct question.
No, and I don’t know who you mean.
Ask a direct question.
Are you a pediatrician sometimes confused with a sci-fi character?
No, not Benjamin Spock
Did you direct The Usual Suspects?
No, not Bryan Singer
Did you stray from rockabilly to swing?
Not Brian Setzer