Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club.
DQ: Are you fictional?
Were you ever chairman of the House Education and Labor Committee?
Are you a singer songwriter whose real name is Chan Marshall?
Are you a French impressionist painter?
Are you a NBA Rookie of the Year?
And rugby too! It was Chris Patterson.
DQ: Are you male?
Did you leak documents about the sinking of the Belgrano?
No, not fictional
No, and I don’t know who was. Ask a DQ
Not the underappreciated Camille Pissarro
No, and I have no idea who you are. Take a DQ.
Not Chuck Person
No
SUMMARY:
Female
A Real Person
Carl Perkins (No, not that one.)
DQ: Were you alive at any point after January 1st, 1900?
IQ: Did MLB nearly take away your team a few years ago?
No, and I don’t know who did. Ask a DQ
Yes, I was alive after 1900
No, I’m not Carl Pohlad (though truthfully, he was trying to GIVE it away as much as MLB was trying to take it )
SUMMARY
Female
A real person
Alive after 1900
Did you get your start in a Chicken Shack?
Did you marry the man who played your husband in Charlie Sheen’s movie debut?
Not Christine Perfect (McVie)
No, and I don’t know who you mean. Ask a DQ