Botticelli - Rd. 19

Thread Games
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OK, I’m JP.

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Were you a first round draft pick in San Francisco?

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Were you a much feared head of the musicians’ union?

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Did you used to be Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser?

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Did you declare war on Mexico?

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Did you walk out on your own TV show after one of your jokes was censored?

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[QUOTE=Enginerd]
Were you a first round draft pick in San Francisco?
[/QUOTE]

No, I’m not Julian Peterson.

[QUOTE=astorian]
Were you a much feared head of the musicians’ union?
[/QUOTE]

Not sure who that is. DQ for you.

[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]
Did you used to be Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser?
[/QUOTE]

No idea. DQ for you also.

[QUOTE=Wooden Taco]
Did you declare war on Mexico?
[/QUOTE]

Not James K. Polk.

[Quote=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
Did you walk out on your own TV show after one of your jokes was censored?
[/QUOTE]

I’m not Jack Paar. (At least I THINK it’s him. If not, DQ for you also.)

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Yep, you were right about Jack Paar.

Did you lead the American Expeditionary Force in WW1?

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The musicians’ union boss was James Petrillo.

Cartoon lovers may recall that at the end of one Bugs Bunny cartoon, he had a huge gorilla collecting money while Bugs played the hurdy gurdy. Bugs’ last quip was “I hope Petrillo doesn’t hear about this.”
My DQ: Are you female?

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Were you called “Jack the Dripper” by unappreciative critics?

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Did you used to be Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser? Jon Peters, who went on to be head of Sony Pictures.

DQ: Are you fictional?

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[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
Yep, you were right about Jack Paar.

Did you lead the American Expeditionary Force in WW1?
[/QUOTE]

Not John ‘Black Jack’ Pershing.

[QUOTE=astorian]
Were you called “Jack the Dripper” by unappreciative critics?
[/QUOTE]

Not Jackson Pollock either.
DQ (astorian)- I am not a female.
DQ (Darryl Lict) - I am not fictional.

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Were you a Hall of fame baseball pitcher and underwear model?

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Recap:

I am not a female.
I am not fictional.

I am not: Julian Peterson, James Petrillo, Jon Peters, James K. Polk, Jack Paar, John Pershing, Jim Palmer, or Jackson Pollock.

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[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]
Were you a Hall of fame baseball pitcher and underwear model?
[/QUOTE]

Nope. Not Jim Palmer.

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Did you win an Oscar for being Curly?

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Do you have the most bowl game victories in the history of college football?

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Is your name highly prized among journalists?

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[QUOTE=WoodenTaco]
Did you win an Oscar for being Curly?
[/QUOTE]

Aargh, I can’t remember that guy’s name. DQ for WT.

[QUOTE=Darryl Lict]
Do you have the most bowl game victories in the history of college football?
[/QUOTE]

Nope, not Joe Paterno.

[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
Is your name highly prized among journalists?
[/QUOTE]

Not Joseph Pulitzer either.

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Ah shoot! Jack Palance! I was thinking it was Curly from Oklahoma!. Anyway, I’ll still answer the DQ.