OK, I’m JP.
Were you a first round draft pick in San Francisco?
Were you a much feared head of the musicians’ union?
Did you used to be Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser?
Did you declare war on Mexico?
Did you walk out on your own TV show after one of your jokes was censored?
No, I’m not Julian Peterson.
Not sure who that is. DQ for you.
No idea. DQ for you also.
Not James K. Polk.
I’m not Jack Paar. (At least I THINK it’s him. If not, DQ for you also.)
Yep, you were right about Jack Paar.
Did you lead the American Expeditionary Force in WW1?
The musicians’ union boss was James Petrillo.
Cartoon lovers may recall that at the end of one Bugs Bunny cartoon, he had a huge gorilla collecting money while Bugs played the hurdy gurdy. Bugs’ last quip was “I hope Petrillo doesn’t hear about this.”
My DQ: Are you female?
Were you called “Jack the Dripper” by unappreciative critics?
Did you used to be Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser? Jon Peters, who went on to be head of Sony Pictures.
DQ: Are you fictional?
Not John ‘Black Jack’ Pershing.
Not Jackson Pollock either.
DQ (astorian)- I am not a female.
DQ (Darryl Lict) - I am not fictional.
Were you a Hall of fame baseball pitcher and underwear model?
Recap:
I am not a female.
I am not fictional.
I am not: Julian Peterson, James Petrillo, Jon Peters, James K. Polk, Jack Paar, John Pershing, Jim Palmer, or Jackson Pollock.
Nope. Not Jim Palmer.
Did you win an Oscar for being Curly?
Do you have the most bowl game victories in the history of college football?
Is your name highly prized among journalists?
Aargh, I can’t remember that guy’s name. DQ for WT.
Nope, not Joe Paterno.
Not Joseph Pulitzer either.
Ah shoot! Jack Palance! I was thinking it was Curly from Oklahoma!. Anyway, I’ll still answer the DQ.