IQ1: Are you a Harvey spook?
IQ2: Did Patton say you were the best tank commander in the US Army?
IQ3: Were you and your girlfriend killed in an ambush by Texas and Louisiana police?
IQs:
1. Are you a current SNL cast member who sang “Get That Boy Back”?
2. Do you share a first name with the above person and did you also sing “Get That Boy Back”, in which your character goes to extreme lengths to get revenge on her boyfriend, via devious mind games?
3. Speaking of women’s revenge songs, did you take a Louisville slugger to both headlights to save a little trouble for the next girl?
I’ll give you a clean sweep, although Walt hasn’t delivered current news in several decades.
IQs:
- Is your appearance based on Bullwinkle creator Jay Ward?
- Are you a fictional layabout and ne’er do well?
- Are you his best friend?
Dunno, not Gen. Clay and not Clyde Barrow.
Dunno, dunno and not Carrie Underwood.
Dunno x3.
You can rephrase your “delivering current news” IQ, if you like.
C.
- real
- male
- last name starts with C
- not known for the Arts
- dead
Cap’n Crunch
Andy Capp
Chalkie
I could’ve been more specific, too. I’ll retool my IQ.
DQs:
Died before 1900?
Known for politics or military?
1 DQ reserved
C.
- real
- male
- last name starts with C
- not known for the Arts
- dead
- died after 1900
- known for politics or military, among other things
IQs:
- Were you a US senator strongly opposed to President Wilson’s League of Nations?
- Were you sitting in the Oval Office one hundred years ago?
- Were you one of the oldest living former US presidents?
Casper the Friendly Ghost
Creighton Abrams
correct
IQ1: Were ypu a draft-dodging heavyweight boxer?
IQ2: Did you sing “Yesterdays Gone”?
IQ3: Did you sing “A Summer Song”?
DQ1: Better known for politics than for military?
DQ2: Died after 1975?
1 (“Get That Boy Back”) was Chloe Fineman; 2 (also “Get That Boy Back”) was Chloe Troast.
DQs:
1. American?
2. first name starts from A-M?
IQs:
1. Did your husband write “Letter from Birmingham Jail”?
2. Did you star in everything from After Hours to Beetlejuice Beetlejuice?
3. Did you play the title role in Frankenstein?
Not Henry Cabot Lodge, Calvin Coolidge or Jimmy Carter.
Not Cassius Clay, not Perry Como and, uh, also not Perry Como.
Not Coretta Scott King, dunno and not Lon Cheney (sp?).
C.
- real
- male
- last name starts with C
- not known for the Arts
- dead
- died after 1900
- known for politics or military, among other things
- better known for politics than for military, in a way
- died before 1975
- American
- first name starts from A-M
2 was Catherine O’Hara; 3 was Colin Clive.
DQs:
1. had elected office?
2. died before 1937?
Another sweep!
DQ: Republican?
2 DQs reserved.
IQs:
- In Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series, are you the brother of Nuala?
- Are you Bill Watterson’s best known character?
- Did you star in Foul Play?
IQs:
1. Did you predict the Rapture in 2011?
2. Did you play Princess Leia?
3. Were you a therapy horse on BoJack Horseman?
correct
Chad Stuart (or Jeremy Clyde)
Jeremy Clyde (or Chad Stuart)
One DQ reserved.
Dunno, not Calvin (or Hobbes), and still not Chevy Chase.
Dunno, not Carrie Fisher and not C. Biscuit.
C.
- real
- male
- last name starts with C
- not known for the Arts
- dead
- died after 1900
- known for politics or military, among other things
- better known for politics than for military, in a way
- died before 1975
- American
- first name starts from A-M
- did not hold elected office, although he did run
- died after 1937
- was a Republican for awhile, but not throughout his career
IQs:
- Did you date Dennis Rodman?
- Did you do the Chiquita Banana dance?
- Were you a member of the Lake Poets?
1 was Harold Camping; 2 was Dr. Champ.
DQs:
1. died after 1956?
2. connected to JFK assassination?