Botticelli - March 2026

I am not Colonel Kurtz.
I am not Buster… Kilarney?
I am not Henry Kissinger.

Take 3 DQs.

Take 3 DQs (unless the last one is John Kandy).

I am not Joe Keery.
Take a DQ.
I am not Kim Cattrall.

K

  1. Real
  2. Male

1 was Kent Allard.
2 was Kevin Bacon.
3 was Kevin Meany.

DQS

  1. Last name starts with K?
  2. Living?
  3. Known for the Arts?

1 was basketballer Kevin Garnett; 2 was Keith Olbermann; 3 was Kate “Batwoman” Kane.

3 DQs reserved.

I’ve read a lot about JFK over the years, but couldn’t have named anyone else aboard PT-109, alas.

Previous IQs:

Did you love the smell of napalm in the morning? - Not Col. Kurtz (Marlon Brando’s character) but Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall’s character), in, of course, Apocalypse Now
Were you the (fictional) senior sergeant of the 20th Maine? - Close enough; it was Buster Kilrain
According to Doonesbury, was your life saved when your surgeon remembered the Hippocratic Oath? - Yes, Dr. Henry Kissinger

DQ:

American?

IQs:

Did Joseph Cotten play your eventually-disillusioned best friend?
Were you Princess Ardala’s henchman?
Were you First Officer of the USCSS Nostromo?

K

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. Last name starts with K
  4. Living
  5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts
  6. American

IQs:

  1. Did you play Oswald Cobblepot’s mother on Gotham?
  2. Did you play Mickey Kostmayer on the original The Equalizer?
  3. Did Osric Chau play you on Supernatural?

I am not Charles Foster Kane.
I am not Klytis (sp?)
Take a DQ.

I am not… Carol Kane?
Take 2 DQs.

DQs:
1. known from politics?
2. born after 1970?
3. first name begins from A-M?

IQs:
1. Did you voice Mabel on Gravity Falls?
2. Were you nicknamed “The Mailman”?
4. Has anybody here seen [yo-ou]? [Y-O-hyphen-O-U]?
Has anybody here seen [yo-ou]? Have you seen him smile?
Sure his hair is red and his eyes are blue
And he’s Irish through and through
Has anybody here seen [yo-ou], [yo-ou] from the Emerald Isle?

Correct, Keith Szarabajka, Kevin Tran.

IQs:

  1. Did you play Elliot Spencer on Leverage?
  2. Are you the host of The Amazing Race?
  3. Did Cary Grant play you in Topper?

2 DQs reserved

This being negative, and the only response, I won’t take the DQ.

I can name five: JFK, Lenny Thom (his XO), Kirksey and Marney (the two who were killed in the collision), and McMahon (the one who was burned so badly that Kennedy had to tow him to the beach).

Thanks. I knew in general terms what had happened to the crew, but couldn’t have named anyone other than their skipper - who was later, I think, to achieve some small measure of political fame.

Previous IQs:

Did Joseph Cotten play your eventually-disillusioned best friend? - Yes, Charles Foster Kane (in, well, you know)
Were you Princess Ardala’s henchman? - Killer Kane (in Buck Rogers)
Were you First Officer of the USCSS Nostromo? - Kane (played by John Hurt in Alien)

Kane x3!

Two DQs reserved.

IQs:

Were you a son of Theodore Roosevelt’s?
Were you unflatteringly compared to Pam Poovey on Archer?
Were you host of a TV show in the movie My Favorite Year?

K

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. Last name starts with K
  4. Living
  5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts
  6. American
  7. Not known from politics
  8. Born before 1970
  9. First name begins from A-M

Take a DQ.
I am not Karl Malone.
I am not… Kyle?

Take 3 DQs.

Take 2 DQs and I am not King Kaiser (modeled after Sid Caesar).

1 was Kristen Schaal; 3 was Kelly (from a version of the music hall song “Has Anybody Here Seen Kelly”).

DQs:
1. Born before 1950?
2. known from sports?

Correct
Catherine Keener (The 40-Year Old Virgin)
Kate Capshaw (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

2 DQs reserved

K

  1. Real
  2. Male
  3. Last name starts with K
  4. Living
  5. Somewhat but not primarily known for the arts
  6. American
  7. Not known from politics
  8. Born before 1970
  9. First name begins from A-M
  10. Not born before 1950
  11. Not known from sports

DQ: Known from science?

1 DQ reserved

IQs:

  1. Were you in a band with Greg Lake and Carl Palmer?
  2. Did you write The Star-Spangled Banner?
  3. Did you write the hymn Awake, My Soul, And With The Sun?

IQs:
1. Were you transporter chief on the Enterprise?
2. Did your character appear in a brief spoof of her sitcom in “Deep Space Homer”–and then, a few years later, did you have a main role on Matt Groening’s next show?
3. Were your last words (allegedly) “Get out–last words are for fools who haven’t said enough”?