No, I’m not Lew Archer, Sam Spade’s late partner in The Maltese Falcon.
No, I’m not Angel.
Not who I was thinking of. (Note quotation marks. 
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Then you got me. Ask a DQ.
Gomez Addams said, ‘The “d” makes the difference’ in an episode of The Addams Family when correcting someone on the spelling of his name.
DQ: Are you a detective/private investigator?
DQ: Are you (depicted as) under the age of 21 years?
If you are shown as aging over time or in a series of works, then give the age either of first appearance or the most well-known work. (If the character is in a single work in which his entire life is depicted from birth to death, it’s fair to say “yes, under 21”). Immortals or others who don’t have normal lifespans should be judged on their human appearance.
IQ: Does your most (in)famous book cause unsettling effects in those who read it?
IQ: Have you dedicated your life to fighting the Templars?
IQ: Do you regularly make the mistake of hiring Beavis and Butthead to do your yardwork?
IQ : Did you write top ten hits for both Ringo Starr and Three Dog Night?
- Last name starts with A
- Fictional character
- Human
- Has appeared in comics, but isn’t best known for that
- Male
- 20th Century
- Involved in law enforcement, but isn’t best known for that
- Not a detective/private investigator
- Older than age 21
No, I’m Ibn Al-hazred (sp?), author of The Necronomicon.
No, I’m not Al-Saladin.
Dunno either of these. Ask two DQs.
IQ: Are you convinced that everything is the worst…ever?
Who’s that, Pollyanna from a mirror universe? Ask a DQ.
You’re not Jeff"Comic Book Guy" Albertson.
DQ Are you a “good guy” or a “bad guy”?
IQ: Are you the Anomaly?
Ah, of course.
- Last name starts with A
- Fictional character
- Human
- Has appeared in comics, but isn’t best known for that
- Male
- 20th Century
- Involved in law enforcement, but isn’t best known for that
- Not a detective/private investigator
- Older than age 21
- Good guy
No, I’m not the Anomaly. 