Did Jonathan Pryce play your dad in several big-budget movies? - Yes, Keira Knightley, in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
Was Emma slow to see that you were really her true love? - Mr. Knightley, in Jane Austen’s Emma
After 1950, was your coffin hauled in a mule-pulled wagon? - MLK: http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2014/01/martin-luther-king-funeral-procession-P.jpeg
I can’t say I know many 19th C. circus performers, but he’s one! Good one, Prof. P. I will admit that that Beatles song (and “Blue Jay Way”) always creeped me out a little when I was a kid.
IQ1: Did you accept a writing gig in Hollywood, only to find that your hotel room neighbor is a serial killer who decapitates people?
IQ2: Are you a valkyrie who is featured in Wagner’s Der Ring des Nibelungen?
IQ3: Are you a Bond girl who later married a famous drummer?
IQ1: Were you known as the Ambassador of the Third World and a Rastafari?
IQ2: Are you a former presidential candidate who was frequently parodied by Dennis Miller?
IQ3: Are you the head football coach of the Oklahoma Sooners?
IQ1: Did you think it a pity you’d run out of bullets?
IQ2: Were you #1’s nephew?
IQ3: Did you save #2 and his friends when they were attacked in the woods?
IQ1: Did you win the Heisman trophy in 1959, sealed in part by your legendary"Halloween Run," which remains one of the most famous plays in your school’s history?
IQ2: Did you transform from a cleavaged, sexy flapper to a much more modest career gal due to the Hays Code?
IQ3: Are you a former SNL writer, performer on various skit and comedy shows, who is currently starring in a spin-off from an acclaimed dramatic series?
Dildo Bugger.
“He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand. ‘It’s a pity I’ve run out of bullets,’ he thought.”
Frito Bugger.
Tim Benzedrine.
(All from Bored of the Rings – and you can thank the Prof for that :D)
Three DQs reserved. (No time…)
IQ1: Are you a Heisman-winning running back who played your entire NFL career with the Detroit Lions until 1998?
IQ2: Are you a deep-voiced crooner of R&B love songs?
IQ3: Are you a falsetto-voiced singer of 70’s disco songs?