Were you Ted Baxter’s girlfriend? - Yes, Georgette, on The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Were your official papers moved in the past ten years to Mississippi, of all places? - U.S. Grant: http://digital.library.msstate.edu/cdm/landingpage/collection/USG_volume. During the Civil War, that was enemy territory to him
Did a newspaper say you should be elected because 1. you were honest, 2. you were honest, and 3. you were honest? - Grover Cleveland
DQs:
Best known as a businessman?
Born north of the Mason-Dixon Line?
IQs:
Were you the victor of the Battle of Gettysburg?
Were you a Confederate general at Gettysburg who became a Georgia politician after the war?
When asked if you were armed, did you once say (paraphrased), “As long as I’m wearing trousers, I have pockets, and as long as I have pockets, I have something in them”?
IQ1: Was your stage name a play on the name of a Norwegian playwright?
IQ2: Are you a football player commonly known by the first syllable of your name?
IQ3: Were you a Byrd and a Flying Burrito Brother?
Were you the victor of the Battle of Gettysburg? - Yes, George G. Meade
Were you a Confederate general at Gettysburg who became a Georgia politician after the war? - John Brown Gordon
When asked if you were armed, did you once say (paraphrased), “As long as I’m wearing trousers, I have pockets, and as long as I have pockets, I have something in them”? - Scotland Yard Inspector G. Lestrade (Conan Doyle never told us his full first name), in the Sherlock Holmes stories
DQ:
White?
One DQ reserved.
IQs:
Were you a Seventies Pittsburgh Pirates player likened to Yosemite Sam?
Were you a recent Cleveland Indians player with a five-syllable-long last name?
A Yankee player, did you ironically say you considered yourself the luckiest man in the world?
Henry Gibson (Henrik Ibsen).
Never heard of Garo, but that’s a two-syllable name. I was thinking of Gronkowski.
(Never would have heard of him, either, if I hadn’t seen some ads – fast food of some sort? – with him.)
Gram Parsons.
DQ1: Player (as opposed to manager, owner, &c)?
DQ2: Own/employed by a team based east of the Mississippi?
One DQ reserved.
Were you a Seventies Pittsburgh Pirates player likened to Yosemite Sam? - Phil Garner
Were you a recent Cleveland Indians player with a five-syllable-long last name? - Nomar Garciaparra
A Yankee player, did you ironically say you considered yourself the luckiest man in the world? - Yes, Lou Gehrig