Were you a prominent Kentucky abolitionist? - Cassius Clay
Were you a noted Kentucky-born boxer? - Yes, the later, better-known Cassius Clay
Were you a noted pre-Civil War Kentucky statesman who lost every time he ran for President? - Henry Clay
Clay x3!
DQ:
Did you eat a “waffer-thin” mint at the repeated urging of the maitre’d?
I’m absolutely stuffed. Bugger off!
Oh, all right… YES!! I am Mr. Creosote!!
played by Terry Jones in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life
Could be alive today, if real, in the sense that he was a middle aged man in the 1980s and alive at the end of the sketch. On the other hand, if real in the sense of laws of physics apply to him, he would not have survived.
IQ1: Were you an American abolitionist and suffragist who co-edited the Anti-Slavery Bugle?
IQ2: Were you a British socialite and subject of a song by The Clash?
IQ3: Did you play Betty Draper on Mad Men?