Did an expy of you appear in Gone Girl? - Nancy Grace
Were you, in some tellings of Arthurian legend, the sickly but powerful son of Sir Launcelot? - Yes, Sir Galahad
Did you joke that you knew only two songs - one was “Yankee Doodle,” and the other wasn’t? - Yes, U.S. Grant, who was tone-deaf
known also for playing Inga in Young Frankenstein, John Denver’s wife in Oh, God! and Dustin Hoffman’s almost girlfriend in Tootsie, along with many, many other roles.
Were you a malcontent geneticist who discovered a Savage on an New Mexican Native American reservation, and brought him back to England to embarrass your boss?
Were you the world leader who ultimately sent #1 into exile on an island?
Have you played an evil alien scientist, a depraved emperor, a depraved Beethoven fan, and Mr. Roark?
Three DQs, I’m afraid. #1 was Bernard Marx, from Huxley’s Brave New World. #2, from the same work, was the World Controller Mustapha Mond. #3 was Malcolm McDowell, who played the El-Aurian scientist Tolian Soren in Star Trek Generations (a/k/a “the one with Kirk and Picard”), Caligula in the eponymous art-slash-porno film, Alex DeLarge in Clockwork Orange, and, weirdly enough, Mr. Roark, in a very short-lived reimagination of Fantasy Island.
IQ1: Were you the angel of death, who hid under the name Wolfgang Gerhard.
IQ2: Did you represent the devil in his dealings with Faust?
IQ3: Did you tell people they were soaking in it?