Did you kill Jack Palance in a gunfight?
Did you launch “Reaganomics” with a sketch on a cocktail napkin?
Is your real name Esther “Eppie” Friedman?
Did you replace Jackie the Jokeman?
<roseanne rosannadanna>
Hey astorian! You sure ask a lotta questions for a guy from Austin, Texas!
</roseanne rosannadanna>
Yeah, what am I trying ta do- make you SICK???
Are you the lovely but acerbic daughter of a President?
(Was Art Linkletter right?!)
I assume ‘Chuck’ is some form of address for Charles :eek: , so I am not Alice Lidell (I think that’s how it’s spelt).
I wish I had paid more attention in School!
- so have a question!
Is this a reference to Arthur Lee (no relation?)
No, I am not Alan Ladd (but Shane was a great film!)
- so have a question!
(I keep remembering the scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where the economics teacher describes Reaganomics as Voodoo 
)
No, I am not Ann Landers. (Would you like some advice? )
Yes, I was referring to Arthur Lee, leader of the band Love.
The economist: Arthur Laffer- his famous “Laffer Curve,” sketched on a napkin, showed that under some circumstances, a tax cut could increase government revenues.
My direct question: Are you a fictional character
I think this is to do with Howard Stern, but …
- so have a question!
Did your Dad write “She Walks in Beauty” and “Don Juan”?
I don’t think Jenna (Bush) Hager counts (though she is lovely but acerbic)…
- so have a question!
- I was not alive in the 20th century
- I am female
- I am not fictional
I think this is Chris Lowe of the Pet Shop Boys - but I have no idea who his daughter is…
- so have a question!
Alice Roosevelt Longworth.
DQ: Are you American?