Are you a porn star and tv personality?
No, and I don’t know who you mean.
Robin Byrd.
DQ: Were you in the military?
Johnny L.A., I’m calling it a night!
Yes, I was in the military.
RB is…
[ul][li]Not alive[/li][li]Male[/li][li]American[/li][li]Not a politician[/li][li]Not an entertainer[/li][li]Not a fictional character[/li][li]Born after 31 December 1899[/li][li]Caucasian[/li][li]Not an athlete[/li][li]In the military[/ul][/li]And with that, it’s time for me to turn in. Back in the morning.
Did you once get into a fight with the Dean?
No, and I don’t know who you mean.
Rick Barnes, who while the basketball coach at Clemson Universitygot into a fight with Dean Smith, UNC’s Hall of Fame coach. Barnes now coaches the University of Texas.
Did you serve in the Navy?
Totally stumped on that one!
No. I did not serve in the Navy.
RB is…
[ul][li]Not alive[/li][li]Male[/li][li]American[/li][li]Not a politician[/li][li]Not an entertainer[/li][li]Not a fictional character[/li][li]Born after 31 December 1899[/li][li]Caucasian[/li][li]Not an athlete[/li][li]In the military[/li][*]Not in the Navy[/ul]
Did you write a semiotic analysis of the story Sarrasine?
No, I am not Roland Barthes.
Do you like money and big balloons?
No, I’m not Richard Branson.
Are you a Norris Trophy winning defenceman?
No, I’m not Rob Blake.
Did you shoot down 40 Japanese planes in WW2?
YES!
I am Richard ‘Dick’ Bong, Ace of Aces!
Well done! 
Funny thing is, I was getting ready to ask a question about whether you were an ace pilot, thinking you might be the Red Baron. Good thing I didn’t ask it first!
Daniel