IQ1: Were you the first to record Smokestack Lightning?
IQ2: Were you a children’s show character whose name was thought to be a covert drug reference?
IQ3: Were you Miley Cyrus’ teenage alter-ego?
IQ1: Did Ursula Andress play you in a very memorable wet white bikini?
IQ2: Were you obsessed with your landlady’s 12 year old daughter?
IQ3: Did you misplace an infamous laptop?
IQ1: Were you the source of a line of cancer cells widely used in medical research?
IQ2: Did your face launch 1000 ships?
IQ3: Holy cow!! Were you a Chicago-area sports announcer?
IQ1: Do you feel a person’s a person, no matter how small?
IQ2: Have you played both a Bond girl and an Avenger?
IQ3: Do you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore?