Did Brienne slay you on the edge of a wood near Winterfell? - Yes, Stannis Baratheon, in Game of Throne
Did you rescue Mussolini on Hitler’s orders? - Not Stephan Nazi (ha!), but Waffen-SS commando Otto Skorzeny, in 1943
Was Pilate assured you were not in the Jerusalem garrison? - Not Simon the Saducee, but Sillius Soddus (“Silly sod” was not an uncommon British insult c. 1979). See at 1:49 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS61zgPEg
DQs:
Other nationality is European?
First appeared before 1950?
IQs:
Did you become Prime Minister at the end of Jeffrey Archer’s First Among Equals?
Were you the title character in a movie in which it was said, “The Nixon who came back from China was not the Nixon who went there”?
Were you a cheeky little British boy who was usually seen in his bath?
1. I am not Stephanie Plum.
2. Take a DQ.
3. I am not Peter Sellers.
Respectively:
I am not Simon Kerslake.
I am not Simon (the Alan Arkin character).
I am not Simon, on SNL.
Darn. I knew Sillius Soddus was the other example the centurion gives of a gag name, not someone inquired about, so I went with what I guessed was one of the S-names in the pardon scene.
DQs:
1. fictional
2. male
3. American and other nationality
4. is a living character in-story/stories
5. not from prose literature
6. first name starts with S
7. has appeared in movies, but not best known for them
8. other nationality is European
9. first appeared before 1950
Did a comedian play you, irritated at his friends, in a 1970s comedy special?
Were you that comedian?
Was one of your last TV appearances on the action series SWAT?
Respectively:
Take a DQ.
I am not Steve Martin.
I am not Phil Silvers. If not Silvers, take a DQ.
1. Take a DQ.
2. I am not Bill Sykes.
3. Take a DQ.
DQs:
1. fictional
2. male
3. American and other nationality
4. is a living character in-story/stories
5. not from prose literature
6. first name starts with S
7. has appeared in movies, but not best known for them
8. other nationality is European
9. first appeared before 1950
10. first appeared after 1900
11. originally a side character, also went on to appear as main character in own stories