Bow before my mad condiment skillz.

Cafe Society
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:eek:
You have discovered our family’s secret recipe for grilled oyster/lobsters!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Ed McMahon] You are correct, sir! [/EM]

How do you keep the lobsters from crawling off the grill?

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Cable ties, silly!

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Didn’t know; not a mayo fan. I always understood its basic ingredients to be eggs and oil emulsified into the pustulant exudations of Satan’s less-than-admirable abscesses.

But, hey, learn something new every once in a while. That’s what “fighting ignorance” is all about, yes?

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Your oyster/lobsters are made of turkey?

What is an oyster/lobster, anyway? Do they have eeensy claws? Great big crusty shell? I’ve never seen one. Should I be glad?

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The 14-in-1 Miracle Sauce! Good on Poultry, Roasts, Fishes, Cocktails, Salads, Oyster/Lobsters! Too Spicy? Dilute! OK!

Root Juice has a great ring, but it sure doesn’t describe the contents. Then again, neither did Egg Cream, and that swept, well not quite the country, but certainly the Eastern Seaboard…

More names please!!!

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Mayonnaise
Worcestershire sauce
tabasco (hot pepper) sauce

Ok, Tabasco is a brand name so that’s out.

Doug’s Best Worst Hot Mayo.

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gigi, I like you thinking.

I’m also considering Hot Brown Mayo. 'Specially since it goes so well on turkey sammiches.

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I liked your use of “Yumptious”.

I say you name it Doug’s Yumptious Sauce or something like it.

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CAUTION: Use sparingly. May cause thirteen minute blackouts.

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13 Minute Blackout

also, band name!

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How about Doug’s Hard Mayo?

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That sounds like a euphemism for semen.

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Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winnah! I wondered how long it was going to take for someone to pick up on that.

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And that one sounds like a euphemism for diarrhoea

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My mother used to add chopped garlic, onions and pickles to the same mixture. It was her mother’s recipe for tartar sauce.

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How about mayonaire. You cant euphemesmerise that! Also, its keeping the main ingredient visible, but with a twist, so that when you hear the name, you got to find out what happened to the mayo.

Kotick (mayo-indian)

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HaHA! ‘can’t’ is a word I never use, except just then, when i said ‘can’t’…
Damn.

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Ni!

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Any progress on finding out what one of these ‘ramekin’ things is? Or are we conceding that we just don’t know, and probably never will?

Maybe it was explained in the missing 13 minutes. Maybe they also contained a photo of Cecil. Hey… they could have contained anything…