Back in 1982, in a more innocent time, the band Musical Youth had a UK number one hit single with the song Pass The Dutchie. Musical Youth were, as the name suggests, a bunch of kids, and (as I remember) the parents of several of them were heavily involved in helping the kids put the record together. A Dutchie, by the way, is a Dutch Cooking Pot, so it’s a happy song about mealtimes. Except……
(Wiki page, and here’s that original song by the Mighty Diamonds.)
As I said, it was a more innocent time, a time when you couldn’t have fresh-faced kids singing about drugs, so the elements from Pass The Kouchie were bowdlerized for Musical Youth to use, presumably by their parents. Which got me thinking – how common is the bowdlerization of songs?
The other example that springs immediately to mind is The Fairy Tale Of New York, whose bowdlerization was discussed in this thread (with some splendidly offensive suggestions by dopers, BTW, to get around the problem word “Faggot”), but so far as I can tell there hasn’t been a general thread on the subject of bowdlerized songs. I feel there should be one, and I hope you agree. So…
What have you got?
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