Cite.
You know it’s a slow news day when this is the lead story.
Slow news, indeed.
Fox reports that this is a logical consequence of the state’s position on same-sex marriage.
Their best move would be to define a circle around his last known location, with a radius equal to hs maximum velocity times the time since his escape. That should give a region small enough to search efficiently.
At a glance, you’d think.
My stepfather, who grew up in that neighborhood, said to check the wall at Inwood Park, by the bridge with the big C for Columbia University. That is where he and his buddies used to hang out!
Nahh, all they have to do is look for a sleeping hare and follow him when he wakes up, the Turtle will be waiting there.
Unless he jumped a ride. In a box car.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Who better to deliver it then than a turtle? Turtles may be slow to react but when they do…
Somewhere out there in the forest a beatdown is a comin’.
He didn’t escape. He is stuck to the ceiling. They are nature’s suction cup.
He’ll come crawling back when he runs out of money.
“Daring”, was it? So what were the details? Did he pull the old soap-and-shoe polish fake gun trick? Did he make a rope out of bedsheets? Tunnel his way out? Did some confederates from the outside swoop in with a helicopter?