Ah, so the creepy thing is going to be ten feet tall and want to kill me for destroying it’s planet. Thanks for that idea.
Hmmmm… replace ‘bathtub’ with ‘plastic kiddie pool thing’, maybe throw in some severed body parts, and you’ve got a great Halloween decoration.
Ewww! They’re only 4’ tall; that’s far too much like a child.
I’m thinking that if you can’t handle that little of competition, perhaps you shouldn’t be dating… And let’s face it, if the woman prefers the BF pillow to you–that’s gotta smart. 
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So you’re telling me that this is a pillow for lonely, hairy women???
Edit. You can also add it to the wedding gift registry…
The part I find creepy is that it’s wearing an oxford shirt and has fingers. If it were just a little bit more utilitarian, it wouldn’t even be remarkable enough to comment.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Komiko, James Franco’s Japanese sex pillow from 30 Rock.
“You’re being such a non-pillow right now!”
Okay, THOSE are creepy. So very creepy.
Now THAT is uncanny…