Boys vs. Girls in the Bar

Everyone who comes to the bar on your night gets a free ticket to see the girls run down the street naked.

Enjoy,
Steven

Your only hope is to subcontract your night out to girls who are hotter than the girls on girls’ night.

I really hope that this incredible lapse in intelligence is an aberration, or I weep for the future of Denmark.

Unless, of course, women run Denmark.

That could be a horror movie from the 50s. I agree with the previous posters. Either:

  1. have ladies’ night where any woman gets a draft or well for 8 kroner, so they’ll let you “keep the change.”
  2. have model-hot chicks barbacking or serving.
  3. advertise the fact that if the girls lose, they have to run naked.

but you can’t do (1) if you do (2) or (3).

Don’t worry, we’re not danish, just a buch of stupid expats. Firstly, tips aren’t included since they don’t go in the till. Also, one advantage we have is that the girls aren’t as good at serving drinks as quickly as we are, and that’s what counts on Saturday after the people come in.

We basically have two ideas:

  1. get girls
  2. have some kind of special night

we were thinking of some kind of St. Patrick’s day thing, or maybe something like a 70’s night or something.

Also, they never let you keep the change…

wet t-shirt contest?

Gad, I’m such a perv!

Well, that will matter if the bar will be packed to capacity regardless of whether the girls advertise their special event. If the ladies generate more people coming in, then you’re basically screwed. Especially if the girls are hot since I’ll be more willing to hang out and wait for my drink if it’s a hottie than if it’s some dude.

I think we have a winner here.