Bra Technology degree. (no, really)

That’s a diploma I would like to get my hands on.

I’m not worried about them; they’ve got a degree, they’re no boobs.

It’s interesting that it is offered in China where most Asian women are not big chested.

It’s funny because women have breasts.

I have some “documentaries” that I found on the internet that beg to differ.

Men have breasts also, they’re just not as awesome.
Gronk probably has a bra degree “Bra, let’s rent a yacht with a bunch of nekkid women!” “It’ll be awesome, bra!”

He saw one brassiere!
It just blew him away!
He saw stars in his eyes,
…and the very next day…

Bought a beat up play-tex,
in a questionable store
Didn’t know how worked
…but he knew for sure…

That one brassiere!
it felt good in his hands,
it didn’t take long, long to understand
Just one brassiere!
slung way… down… low…
Was a one way ticket, only one way to go…

Let’s toast the graduates of this program.

Everyone raise their cups!

Johnny died one night, he died in his bed
brassiere of lycra, sleeping tablets by his head

No, you have to Fill the Cups first…

…then empty them in a single draught.

I expect this is similar to Thor’s cup that kept refilling itself. Nothing to be done but keep trying to empty it (and grinning like a kid at christmas)

I have analyzed and charted the data. It forms a very nice double bell curve…

How about TB’s: Teaching Boobistants.

But without this new technology, the curves flatten out considerably.

As the MIT song “We Are the Engineers” has it
One hand worked the slipstick
while the other hand traced the curve.
It’s an old song.