Brain Games #3 : Movie Morph

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Mellow Submarine - Same movie, soundtrack slowed 50%.

Blazing Waddles - Ducks on fire!

Wee Wee’s Big Adventure - A child’s introduction to porn.

Nora! Nora! Nora! - Touching story of Japan’s only female kamakazi pilot.

The Wizard of O.D. - The real reason for Dorothy’s hallucinations.

The Germinator (I and II) - Re-release of Arnold’s old porn films.

Hard to Fill - Horror/Documentary - Rosanne Barr in an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Friday the 12th - Kids go camping. Nothing happens.

Dirty Old Hen - Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.

The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

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Die Hard[ul]
[li]Die, Hare! - Elmer Fudd finally wins.[/li][li]Die, Bard - Shakespeare’s death[/li][li]Tie Hard - B&D film[/ul][/li]
Never Been Kissed[ul]
[li]Never Been Missed - Walter Mondale drops out of public life; nobody notices[/li][li]Never Been Pissed - Dali Lama’s biography[/ul][/li]
Batman[ul]
[li]BatMax - Mel Gibson takes a try at being the Caped Crusader[/li][li]Barman - The TV Show “Cheers” finally on the big screen[/li]Oatman - Story of a farmer that helps feed the nation’s starving horses[/ul]

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*Ripe * - Hitchcock classic about two men who assault a college friend with a bunch of elderberries. (Stars members of Monty Python.)

The Metrix - Keanu Reeves stars in this tale of a revolt against the artificial world of oddly-sized socket wrenches.

Schindler’s Lost - He’d save them if he could find them!

To Pave and Pave Not - Bogie stops the Nazi army from entering Paris by declaring the Champs Elysses closed for repairs.

Hell! - It’s the Beatles and Satan in this madcap, pot-drenched romp through the underworld!

Slack Sunday - Richard Linklater documentary about Gen X terrorists who are too damned lazy to get around to blowing up the Super Bowl.

The Starchers - John Wayne spends years seeking out the woman who messed up his collars.

Strange Brow - Canadian cutups Bob & Doug MacKenzie in the stories of Mikhail Gorbachev and Brooke Shields.

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War of the Noses - Jimmy Durante and W.C. Fields square off in this musical comedy set in Europe during WWI.

Goys on the Side - a Woody Allen movie about an unhappily married man carrying on affairs with several gentile women (oh wait a minute!)

Mon of La Mancha - The story of Don Quixote set to the music of Burning Spear.

Top Hun - The story of Attila’s rise to power.

Kiss of the Slider Woman - men rotting in a South American prison dream of girl behind the counter at White Castle.

The Ice Store - ambitious businessman moves to Nome, Alaska to prove his sales abilities.

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Berth of a Nation Racist ripoff of the Marx brothers … how many Klansmen can you fit into a ship’s stateroom?

Birth or a Nation Promising female Senator has to decide between running for President and having another baby

Night of the Living Deed It’s tired of proving you own your house - now it wants revenge!

Okay, those are pretty lame compared to all the amazing ones in the post. You guys rock my world. Here’s one I ripped off:

Star Wars Episode I: The Phandom Menace Tons of consumerist junk aimed at nine-year-old target audience irritates an entire planet.

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Dawg of the Dead Concert video: David Grisman and Jerry Garcia, together at last!

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The Wizard Of Boz - The Svengali-like force behind 70’s jazz/pop superstar Scaggs.

To Till A Mockingbird - Southern lawyer draws the ire of PETA members after a home garden mishap.

Meany & Cecil - The heartwarming story of a Chicago Tribune columnist and his editor, Ed Zotti.

The Invisible Mac - Mrs. Gates needs to find a way to use her favorite computer without Bill finding out or risk losing everything due to the pre-nup. Oh-oh!

The Story of Q - Soft porn on the Enterprise E.

Benny and John - Gay teenage angst/love story featuring Benny and his kooky lover John.

The Harvey Grrls - The story of Lesbian love in the Old West, set in a newly-opened restaurant on the Eatcha-some, To-poke-ya & the Santa Fey.

Barry & The Hendersons - Pop singer Manilow moves in with Florence and her husband.

The Dude Bomb - After detonation, it’s raining men!

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13 Monkeys: They forgot to find one stray monkey.
Starshop Troopers: Crazed shoppers leave the planet Earth for a massive garage sale on the planet Klendathu.
Jeep Impact:By some unforseen force, Chrysler decides to sell Wranglers in a new market!
Rushmare: The return of Mr. Ed as he ventures into High School.
Half Raked: 3 guys smoke lots of weed then try to pick up all the leaves in their back yard.

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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Birth of a Notion - “I’ve got this here ideer, see, if’n we all dress up in white sheets…”

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Totanic - My widdo boat don’t fwoat no mo.

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Birth of a Cation The electrifying story of how the loss of a lightweight companion can be a positive experience