I can’t believe no one did this yet…
*Stag Wars - * The expanded story of Bambi, told in three movies, with a trilogy prequel about his father (who, it turns out, had actually been raised by the hunters!)
*Paws - * Just when you thought it was safe to go into a pet store…
*Saturday Night Never - * Bill Murray, in a reprise of his Groundhog Day role, finds himself constantly waking up on Friday morning.
*Crease - * John Travolta working the steam press in a dry-cleaner’s store (Olivia Newton-John plays the owner’s daughter)
and finally (for now)…
*Beauty and the Blast - * Miss PLO is going to win the Miss Universe contest, or else! (And trust me, it ain’t easy to win a beauty contest with a three-day growth of beard!)
Chaim Mattis Keller
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective