Breaking News: David Tyree Pine Tar Scandal!

Well no, not really, but it’d be funny to make one up amidst all the talk of tape related “cheating” from the Patriots.

Damn you.

Silly, David Tyree doesn’t even carry a baseball bat, much less smear pine tar more than 18" past the handle of one.

No, but pine tar on the palms of his hands (or even on the top of his helmet :)) would certainly explain how he held on to that Impossible Catch.

Decades ago, recievers spread “stickum” on their hands. If a player got two fingers on the ball, he could reel it in. It’s illegal, now.