Breaking news: terrorists attack French publisher, 11 dead.

Oh my Allah these evil white men want all women to be able to wear whatever they want, pray to whoever they want, fuck whoever they want, and marry whoever they want.

Those fucking scumbags.

Gun nuts staged a paintball-simulation of the Charlie Hebdo massacre. The difference being, two of the “staff” were armed with their own paintball guns. Because the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun . . .

Well. Everybody died anyway.

One of the “staff” - not two. Now - arm half of the “staff” and see if that makes a difference…

Whatever the problem, “more guns” is always the solution!

Thanks

Genuine concern will cost you $50 more.

OK, I’m guessing Pegida’s turnout is going to fall off about now.