Breed of Oversized ( Possibly ) Lion Eating Chimps Found

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[Mr Spock] Fascinating [/Mr Spock]

Strangely enough they also found a near naked white man living among them as one of the tribe. The man seemed to be able to communicate with the apes but spoke no recognizable language. “Omgowi simba tantor” were often heard.

Australopithecines?

Sounds like…

BS. I want pictures of the apes, or better yet an Animal Planet special with lots–and lots–and lots of footage of them. Legends about apes are just too darn prevalent.

Or have I been whooshed?

Wikipedia on Bili Apes
-Lotso Links!

Ook.

flips through pages of book and peels banana

There are a few photos. At the very least, them’s some big chimps.

Picture?

http://www.karlammann.com/bili12.php

The revolutionary cadres of the Simianese Liberation Army in action! King of the Jungle, my ass!

(I understand they have the blessing of the Primate of Athens…)

I for one, welcome our oversized chimpilla overlords!

I know that I don’t want to tackle a chimp weighing 175 pounds.

In general, for most of the animal world, I’d say that primates are bad news.

Not me. I don’t like chimps at a regular size; giant ones are the stuff of nightmares. Or, you know, movies.

Bah! Think of the endorsement possibilities! “Potato Chimps”, Chocolate Chimp Ice Cream"…
Think with your wallet, darling!

Ah, I’ve heard about these guerrilla warriors.

I was thinking more of “King Bubbles” - that would be a money-maker, wouldn’t it?

Sounds like a Sigma Chi chapter.