1. With this Bricker Challenge, I come to you to test you with hard questions, but don’t get me wrong - Solomon never seduced me and converted me to Christianity, and I’m not even royalty.
And yet they still call you the Queen of Sheba…
2. Janie tells the story to Phoebe on the steps of the back porch.
In Their Eyes Were Watching God (Zora Neale Hurston), Janie is the protagonist and Phoeby her confidante.
3. Phoebe didn’t know Travis shoots Old Yeller.
Her mother always turned off the movie before the end to protect her, in Friends.
4. If you found a Kasper Hauser, would you start to believe in alien abduction?
Although he showed up in Nürnberg as a pre-teen with mysterious origins, there is most likely a more mundane explanantion to this Enigma.
5. If you found a Maxwell Hauser, would you support him for president of the student body?
No, because Jon Cryer as bond trader Andrew Morenski, aka “high schooler” Max Hauser in “Hiding Out”, is a little too old for the job.
6. If they could only have used a DNA test, Dimmesdale’s appeal would have been very different.
Dimmesdale was the father of Hester Prynne’s child in The Scarlet Letter, but refused to admit it. In the long run, he might have been better off going public and taking his chances.
7. Do you trust Hank Reardon’s mettle?
In Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, Hank Rearden is Founder of Rearden Steel and inventor of Rearden Metal, an alloy that is stronger and cheaper than steel. Only those evil anticapitalist government types would mistrust it!
8. Tell me about the night that was sans peur et sans reproche.
Sir Galahad was that knight.
9. The Association sang to us that everyone knows it’s Windy, but what about flying with Michael and John? Who did that?
Wendy Darling, with Peter Pan.
10. If your friend Crispis Atucks invites you to come protest with him, say you’ve got other plans.
Crispus Attucks was killed at the Boston Massacre, and is popularly held to be the first casualty of the American Revolution.
11. Hold the pickles and the lettuce, because, really, we’re fine with special orders.
Burger King, “Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us”.
12. What’s the difference between a killer and an obliterator?
A killer is any postmark or cancellation mark which makes a stamp unuseable. An obliterator is a device specifically designed to cancel stamps. (Obliterators – or at least the marks they make – are a subset of killers.)[Thanks, Cliffy!]
13. Although the novel never explicitly identifies him, what literary character engages Oscar Gordon in a swordfight for the Egg of Wisdom?
Cyrano de Bergerac, but it’s the Egg of the Phoenix, in Heinlein’s Glory Road.
14. What was the name of that famous old Greek teacher who died from an overdose of wedlock?
Socrates, but it was hemlock.
15. The three types of columns: doorick, ironic, and - ?
Doric, Ionic, and Corinthian.
16. Randolph and Mortimer were homeless bums until they got a sackful of money. Perhaps they can go back to making $1 bets.
They were the Duke Brothers whose $1 bets caused the Trading Places of Eddie Murphy’s and Dan Aykroyd’s characters, but they got their comeuppance in Florida OJ futures. They make a cameo appearance in the later Murphy vehicle Coming to America, in which they are the bums who pick up the bag of money that Murphy’s African prince drops.
17. It was Henry VI and Edward VI - why do flowers come into it?
The Wars of the Roses - Red (Henry VI of Lancaster) vs White (Edward IV, not VI, of York), after the badges of the two Houses.
18. Where might you be if you saw a magic show put on by illusionist Anthony Blake?
On the set of The Magician, starring Bill Bixby.
19. Nobody does that to Mrs. Russ Crane!
Not unless they want to run afoul of Kurtwood Smith’s gangster Lombino (aka Russ Crane) in Bill Murray’s Quick Change.
20. 197.14.24.3 and 197.14.24.7 are on the same network, but 197.14.24.10 is on a different network. What is the correct subnet mask for 197.14.24.5 ?
255.255.255.248
21. In Plato’s “Republic”, they keep blabbing about cave shadows - what’s up with that?
Plato’s cave allegory imagines prisoners chained since childhood in a cave, constrained so as to only look at one wall. There is a fire behind them, and when people walk between the fire and the prisoners’ backs, carrying various objects, the prisoners can only see the corresponding shadows on the wall that they face. Their entire world view is based on these shadows. If one prisoner is released to the outside world and “enlightened”, then returned to the cave, he’s going to have a hard time convincing his companions of his new-found world view.
22. Hey, at least “Be all you can be”, is a little better approach than what caused the 1807 Embargo Act.
The former is the slogan of the current (all-volunteer) US Army, whereas the latter was passed in response to impressment of Americans into the British Navy. The Act had the effect of cutting off the US from European trade, which hurt exports but made the US more self-sufficient wrt manufacturing. It also was one of the causes of the War of 1812.
23. Capital of the Incas, or a David Spade voice.
Spade’s character in The Emperor’s New Groove is Kuzco, whereas the Incan capital in Peru is usually spelled Cusco or Cuzco.
24. Evaluate sin[sup]-1/sup
It’s (2[symbol]p[/symbol]/3), or about 2.094
25. Susan Silverman’s fling with Russell Corrigan ended much worse than Meg Ryan’s fling with Russell Crowe.
In Robert B. Parker’s novel A Catskill Eagle, Spenser’s sometime squeeze Susan is in the clutches of Russell “Rusty” Costigan, the son of an evil arms dealer (she thinks she’s in love, but it’s very manipulative). When Spenser tries to save her, the arms dealer puts a contract on him, and the bodies pile up before Spenser gets Susan back (although why he’s want her is anyone’s guess). Ms Ryan and Mr Crowe had an affair while filming Proof of Life, and although it probably helped to end Ryan’s marriage to Dennis Quaid, nobody got whacked.