Bring Me Methane : Heartland Braves Vatican Assassins

Unbearably provoked by the Pope’s gathering of dignitaries to discuss Climate Change, the Heartland Institute has crashed the party, poor lonely rebels prepared to speak truth to power.

“The Heartland Institute,” its release says, “has brought real scientists to Rome this week to dissuade Pope Francis from lending his moral authority to the politicized and unscientific climate agenda of the United Nations.”*
Real Scientists.
They include Marc Morano, ‘a former staffer for Sen. James Inhofe’, and Christopher Monckton — the last two of whom, as P. G. Wodehouse might put it, are always eagerly courted to sign up by their respective countries’ leading loony-bins.

*“The Holy Father is being misled by ‘experts’ at the United Nations who have proven unworthy of his trust.” * *
Heartland Science Director Jay Lehr also railed against Earth Day: “Anti-progress zealots began to realize EPA and environmental issues could be used to stop people from improving their lives by ensuring the economy could not advance and energy would never become inexpensive,” he wrote. "Today’s Earth Day is all but a symbol of evil, managed by those who care not at all for humans and in fact do no good for nature or the animal world. Most activities are vile recriminations staged by those who wish to keep the poor just where they are: poor.”
These ‘Earth zealots’ seem not men, but very demons !
Contrary to radical environmentalists’ claims, Methane is NOT an important greenhouse gas (GHG); it has a totally negligible impact on climate,” said Fred Singer. Of course, methane currently has nearly 30 percent of the impact of carbon dioxide—not exactly "totally negligible.

We cannot guess what motivates the sturdy boys and girls of Heartland to nobly defy the Roman Inquisition and the brutes of the U.N., but they deserve our gratitude, or something.
Ars Technica : The inadvertent hilarity of the Heartland Institute vs. Pope Francis

  • Which echoes the worst line in film history: “This Pope is a man with powerful enemies.” Godfather III

It is to laugh.

What kind of Bizarro world have we woken up in when the Pope hisself is on the side of science and progress and there are other groups even more backwards-looking and misplaced-faith-based than his???

If this century gets any stranger I don’t know what I’m going to do.

They must have been there to tell him that the smell was bothering them, please stop shitting in the woods.

You want methane? I got your methane RIGHT HERE! Pbbbbbbbt!

(That smell wasn’t the Pope shitting in the woods)