Every few years, the fashion people issue a proclamation: “Hats Are BACK!” Pictures of celebrities and fashionistas wearing new, kicky, fun hats. Articles by designers hopefully asserting that the time has come for women to add hats to the accessory list. The only problem being that no matter how enthusiastically they say “Hats Are BACK!” - they never are, for the vast majority. The British hat-wearing thing is an anomaly, something to get attention, something ‘fun’, and ultimately means nothing. Like white gloves, stockings with seams up the back, and old fashioned girdles, decorative hats are a thing of the past to most of us. IMO.