How’d you like to be the person that has to mow and trim that giant chalk penis guy? Missed a spot there, Bob.
I think I’d have to skip the Take Your Daughter To Work day.
How’d you like to be the person that has to mow and trim that giant chalk penis guy? Missed a spot there, Bob.
I think I’d have to skip the Take Your Daughter To Work day.
Try ‘disassociative identity disorder.’ Really. Trust me. There’s a whole story that goes with that, but you probably don’t want to hear it.
I had no idea that the GIANT CHALK PENIS[sup]TM[/sup] would cause such a ruckus. It’s a true story, which is the best part. jazzmine, just draw a giant penis with chalk on a sidewalk and point to it.
You: “Oh my, what’s that?”
British guy: “I don’t know, love, it looks like a giant chalk penis! How naughty of someone!” See? It’ll work beautifully!
Don’t get him to say “umm”
it comes out as emmm , as in Aunty Em.
Rather irritating, to my ears.
However, ‘house’ which comes out as ‘hice’, is quaint.
swoon thump
Oh yeah.
Well, there’s always ‘Come over to my house so I can show you my bedroom.’
AARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
hijack alert There was a skit on SNL a few years back that featured Jeremy Lyons. He was at a singles bar, and women were falling in love with his accent. So they’d come up to him and get him to say things to them like “Darling, I was wrong, please take me back, I’ll never leave you again!” Cute stuff. end hijack alert
AARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Or you could go to Cerne Abbas -as GIANT CHALK PENISES[sup]TM[/sup] go, that one surely sets the standard against which all will be measured.
BTW it makes a refreshing change to see a Brit appreciation thread.