British Diplomat Found Murdered in Jamaica

Anyone else think that MI-6 should send out their top operative…?

Are you certain you didn’t have anything to do with this, Count Blucher? :dubious:

A burglar.

Or a failed romance.

Positive. I was underneath the mango tree, me honey and me, at the time.

But I’ve noticed that NASA is having trouble with their Mars missions. I certainly hope no one has been toppling their landers…

Neeeeeigh
I know the name isn’t quite the same, but I couldn’t resist.

It was apparently a homophobic attack: British consul killed in 'homophobic' attack in Jamaica - note on his bed called him a 'batty man' | PinkNews

Those Jamaicans sure hate the bwatty boys. What’s the betting the guy who did it was as ugly as sin, and still couldn’t ‘cop-off’ if every other man on the island was a bwatty boy?

So, the killer didn’t appreciate the diplomat’s strange ways…?

He may have got into a Quarrel.

I thought he was killed with a Smith&Wesson, as he had had his six…

Have any British shortwave-radio operators gone missing lately, I wonder?

Authorities say robbery probably wasn’t a motive, but did they check to determine if a rocks & minerals collection has gone missing?