Why in the world haven’t those fiendish Brits told us about the wonder that is cake with cream? I mean, it is just a good slice of cake with heavy cream poured over it–we have the technology, after all. Don’t be mislead by the simplicity, though. Cake with cream is heaven itself.
I know what you are thinking…cake is good by itself. It doesn’t need cream. But ask yourself this: Do you need cake?
My husband slipped and told me about cake with cream (he was jonesing, he couldn’t help it), but now I worry. Will he be punished for telling the secret? If so, how? And will we have to tell the British in exchange about peanut butter and jelly sammiches? (Poor fools, they leave out the jelly.)