Britney's marital woes

[Little_Nemo]

It’s not clear to me from that linked article whether she actually said that last part or whether the author was being snarky and interpreting Britney’s reality.

I took the quote from a different article which attributed it directly to Britney. I will admit however there have been past examples of false quotes being attributed to celebrities. And this one seems amazingly stupid, even for Britney Spears. So I won’t be surprised if this turns out to be a hoax. Or perhaps Spears was trying to be funny and it didn’t come across. But until we know the facts, let’s have fun with it.

[Miss_Violaceous]

Here’s another version, from MSN entertainment. It lacks some of the valley girl bits.

[lieu]

@Silver Fire

. . . she married a guy who has (3?) kids from people relationship(s).

Aw man, I like it when they’re half cats.

[Doctor_Jackson]

You realize, of course, that this thread will soon become the most popular page on the internet. I mean, just imagine how many people per day Google ““Brittney Spears” +hardcore”. We’ll be overrun!

[Rue_DeDay]

@The King of Soup

And she wonders why her dogs keep drowning

Oddly, Brit didn’t learn a thing from the Water Polo Incident. Water-logged horses everywhere.

[ratatoskK]

@Silver Fire

Jeep, she didn’t reproduce, she married a guy who has (3?) kids from previous relationship(s).

And the kids’ mother(s) let(s) them live with BS?

[Silver_Fire]

@lieu

Aw man, I like it when they’re half cats.

HA!

I should have outsourced the birth of my son. I’ll have to look into that next time. Thanks for the idea, Nemo!

@ratatoskK

And the kids’ mother(s) let(s) them live with BS?

:shrugs: She doesn’t really have a choice if the judge ordered full or joint custody to what’s his name, right?

[Lissla_Lissar]

I have to say that ‘sleeping atop a big comfy pile of money’ is a great phrase.

[harmless]

@ratatoskK

And the kids’ mother(s) let(s) them live with BS?

The mother thought Britney could use some good role models.

[Larry_Borgia]

To be fair, the quote could have been one of those joking comments where the humor is lost when it’s read instead of heard. (maybe she should have added a smiley.)

[brownie55]

@Rue DeDay

Oddly, Brit didn’t learn a thing from the Water Polo Incident. Water-logged horses everywhere.

Thank OG, as they are in such demand in the pit. We need a constant supply.

[Guinastasia]

@Cliffy

I’m reasonably sure that Mr. Federline and Ms. Spears are not actually married. I recall that they never had a marriage ceremony. Most states no longer allow common-law marriages. (California, for one, does not.) Spears can say she’s married all she wants, but unless she’s in a common-law state and meets local requirements, saying it doesn’t make it so.

–Cliffy

No, you’ve got it backwards-they had a ceremony, but they never filed the certificate, at least that was what was reported at the time. Perhaps they’ve done so since then.

[Telperien]

@harmless

The mother thought Britney could use some good role models.

Ow. The laughing, it hurts.

[Fiveyearlurker]

Wow. Never thought I’d be Ms. Spears’ defender, but it sure doesn’t look like she said that last sentence, which is really the only inflammatory part of the quote. The author of the linked article goes to some length to make it look like she did say it though.

[matt_mcl]

@Miss Violaceous

Here’s another version, from MSN entertainment. It lacks some of the valley girl bits.

To the point, it lacks the specific phrases that make the OP’s quote sound so airheaded:

“Before we got married we were on tour, and we were just like kids, ordering room service, saying, ‘Let’s go out tonight,’” Britney told the magazine. “Then, all of a sudden, you have this home, you have the kids [Federline’s children Kaleb, eight months, and Kori, 2, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson], you have to get the diapers, get the dog to the vet. It’s this reality, you know.”

So yeah, still pretty airheaded, but not quite so much as on first report.

[Keapon_Laffin]

@astorian

How many more marriages you suppose Britney has in store? I figure she’ll have 2 more hubbies by age 30.

At least.
But I figure she can probably only take about 3 more months of diaper changing before she files for separation.

Headlines: “We remain good friends despite separation”

I’d give another 3 months before she files for divorce, during which she will be linked with at least 3 other guys.

Headlines:* “We remain good friends despite divorce”*

[DoctorJ]

Yeah, it’s pretty clear from the context that the last line is not actually Titney’s.

But while I’m willing to believe that she may have changed the odd diaper, does anyone really believe that when she uses that last Huggie in the middle of the night, she’s the one who nips out to Kroger to pick more up?

[DiosaBellissima]

Seeing as I am the Britney Master (don’t tell anyone…), I shall clear up a few things.

1. That isn’t the actual quote. Any of you can pick up the most recent copy of Allure Magazine and read the real quote. I believe someone posted the actual quote, also. I admit, she’s airheaded, but she’s what? 22? No, it’s not an excuse- I’m just saying. Plus, she’s not famous because she cured cancer, she’s famous because people really enjoy masturbating to her.

2. They are actually married. They had a ceremony and then got the legal things worked out a couple weeks later.

3. Kevin (her creepy looking husband who sort of resembles Bugs Bunny if Bugs Bunny did drugs and had pants that don’t fit) has 2 kids from a previous girlfriend (Shar Jackson). Kori is the little girl (4?) and Kaleb is the baby who was born not too long ago. Shar has custody, but Kevin and Britney have visitation.

I know too much about Britney Spears. Kill me now.

[Shirley_Ujest]

Britney is having marital problems?!!!
ohhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Wait…hold on…Flings the doors open wide for the Federlines…" Welcome to the club!*"

Marital Problems is a redundancy.

[Little_Nemo]

Marital Problems is a redundancy.

That’s because it’s so hard to find good help nowadays.