I live slap-bang in the middle of a European capital (Dublin) and I physically cannot get access to any broadband internet service. None. Monkey knob-sucking, cum-guzzling bastards.
You’d swear it was the fucking dark ages.
I cannot get a service over my phone line, because the fucking cunts that provide the line (Eircom) haven’t bothered their collective arse to make the line DSL compatible.
I cannot get Wireless Broadband because I need line-of-sight to the mast apparently, and since I don’t live in the middle of a fucking meadow, there are buildings around me. Well what the fuck do they expect ? It’s a fucking city centre ! Why do they bother having the cunt of a service in Dublin if it only works on the fucking salt plains of Utah.
Oh, and you’d think that there would be a proper, you know, “wireless” wireless service that wouldn’t require the line-of-sight-to-the-mast fuck-o-rama, but no. We live in the Dublin. In fucking caves.
SNOT MUNCHNIG, SHIT-FOR-BRAIN, PENIS-HEAD FUCKERS.